Hipster Vegetables


Jacob the Broccoli Rabe is relieved he finally got the go ahead from The Awl to listen to Odd Future 

Jacob the Broccoli Rabe is relieved he finally got the go ahead from The Awl to listen to Odd Future 


Graham the Zucchini does not give a fuck about LCD Soundsystem’s “last show” 

Graham the Zucchini does not give a fuck about LCD Soundsystem’s “last show” 


Hilary the Jicama just wrote an essay on the inherent misogyny of 30 Rock 

Hilary the Jicama just wrote an essay on the inherent misogyny of 30 Rock 


Keegan the Okra thinks calling it a “Farmers’ Market” is like calling the Holocaust a “Nazi Market” 

Keegan the Okra thinks calling it a “Farmers’ Market” is like calling the Holocaust a “Nazi Market” 


Liam the Kohlrabi “hates to be a contrarian,” but thinks that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” has a lot more appeal than Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” 

Liam the Kohlrabi “hates to be a contrarian,” but thinks that Rebecca Black’s “Friday” has a lot more appeal than Willow Smith’s “Whip My Hair” 


Noah the Eggplant prefers to be referred to as an “Aubergine-American”

Noah the Eggplant prefers to be referred to as an “Aubergine-American”


Parker the Heirloom Carrot is sick of people misusing the term “post-dubstep”

Parker the Heirloom Carrot is sick of people misusing the term “post-dubstep”